tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12902062396681710142024-03-21T04:10:17.390-05:00My Bleriot BuildBike building and other inconsequential stuffdjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.comBlogger184125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-29785587597804649312011-03-19T22:30:00.002-05:002011-03-19T22:50:46.301-05:00Strap On, Ride OnI see amazing pics of folks in third world countries 'strapping it on'. And get your mind out of the gutter...what I mean by strap on is how much crap can you actually load on your bike and actually still ride. <br /><br />This was running through my mind Friday, as I was ready to leave the work fitness center for home. Here is how my commuting schedule works. Monday - drive to work and take all the clothes I think I'll need for the gym and changing after commute rides. The rest of the week is committed to figuring out which days would be the best for riding, and whether or not I took enough clothes for changing into once I get there. Along with this, I haul my normal daily Carradice kit and lunch bag. Friday - drive to work and haul all the gear I dragged in during the week back home. Sometimes, however, I decide to ride on Friday (especially on super nice days). So here I sat, wondering how I was going to get my pile of laundry back home. If we plan on being in the area during the weekend, say, at the grocery store we might drive in just to pick up my gym bag. Sometimes, that's just a pain in the arse.<br /><br />So here I was on Friday afternoon wondering how I was going to get this big pile of clothes home. Hey, I've got a bike, a couple of bungee cords and a nice Tubus rack that should be able to handle a good sized load. I stuffed my gym bag completely full....when I mean completely I could not get another item in there without it bursting at the seams. Grabbed the Carradice bag, the lunch bag, and the massively stuffed gym bag and dragged it all to parking garage, commuter bike waiting.<br /><br />It took me a couple of trial and error runs but I managed to figure out how to lash everything somewhat semi-securely to the rack. Was it a bit precarious? Was it a bit top heavy? Did I look like a third-world cycling pack mule commuter camping trip experiment? Yes, yes, and YES.<br /><br />Actually as long as I kept moving carefully (no sudden turns, stops, or stiff breezes) it wasn't too bad. I just had to make sure when I stopped I didn't lean too far over. And I did have to stop twice and readjust my load as it tended to shift a bit. And I didn't really mind the extra 30 pounds or so of laundry hanging off the back of my bike. I just crossed my fingers and kept pedaling.<br /><br />The picture (which I will attach soon...I haven't quite figured out how to do this on my iPad yet so I'll have to boot up the laptop) is worth a couple thousand words. Next time I'll tow a bob trailer :>)djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-48983710512771741222011-02-26T11:50:00.001-06:002011-02-26T12:16:32.430-06:00Still snowing...Ok, I'm still trying to figure out this iPad thing.<br /><br />I bought an iPad a month or so ago and I'm just now figuring out how to use it for blog editing. Mostly, I use it for Kindle book reading or game playing. That's not the reason why I haven't been posting lately...I'm just plain lazy. Excuses, excuses...<br /><br />Anyhow, the snow and cold weather are pissing me off. I need some bike time, and the gym just ain't cutting it when it comes to cycling goodness. Since there's a bit of snow on the ground...again...I might just slap the Nokians back on the Quickie and terrorize the neighborhood. Why not? Spring just has to be around the corner, I'm ready to get back to a regular commuting schedule and prepare for RAGBRAI. The stopover towns were announced a couple of weeks ago.<br /><br />Looking forward to celebrating my grandson's first birthday in a couple of weeks. How time flies! Oh yeah, I have a granddaughter on the way in June as well! ...Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-60994459980573584052010-12-26T15:03:00.001-06:002010-12-26T15:04:43.164-06:00Chestnuts Roasting, X-Mas PostingHey!! Merry Friggin' Day after Christmas!!!djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-19558876481908231412010-12-20T22:28:00.001-06:002010-12-20T22:30:40.968-06:00Christmas Vacation!<div id="qt0394777" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394777">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394778"></a> <div id="qt0394778" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Bethany</a></b>: Is your house on fire, Clark? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394778">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394779"></a> <div id="qt0394779" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Bend over and I'll show you. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I wasn't talking to you.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394779">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394780"></a> <div id="qt0394780" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301959/">Rusty Griswold</a></b>: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394780">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394781"></a> <div id="qt0394781" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394781">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394782"></a> <div id="qt0394782" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394782">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394783"></a> <div id="qt0394783" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394783">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394784"></a> <div id="qt0394784" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: 'Tis the season to be merry. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0778739/">Mary</a></b>: That's my name. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: No shit.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394784">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394785"></a> <div id="qt0394785" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394785">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394786"></a> <div id="qt0394786" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">as an entourage of suits - lead by Clark's boss - passes by single file</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394786">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394787"></a> <div id="qt0394787" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: What are you looking at? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... <br />[<i class="fine">Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Shitter was full. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394787">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394788"></a> <div id="qt0394788" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Bethany</a></b>: Don't throw me down, Clark. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany...<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394788">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394789"></a> <div id="qt0394789" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0490477/">Ruby Sue</a></b>: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Nervous or excited? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0490477/">Ruby Sue</a></b>: Shittin' bricks. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: You shouldn't use that word. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0490477/">Ruby Sue</a></b>: Sorry. Shittin' rocks<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394789">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394790"></a> <div id="qt0394790" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: That's all part of the experience, honey.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394790">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394791"></a> <div id="qt0394791" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394791">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394793"></a> <div id="qt0394793" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: No, I have one of those at home.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394793">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394794"></a> <div id="qt0394794" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: You surprised to see us, Clark? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394794">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394795"></a> <div id="qt0394795" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">talking about Snot, Eddie's dog</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I really shouldn't, Eddie. My hands are all chapped.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394795">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394796"></a> <div id="qt0394796" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394796">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394797"></a> <div id="qt0394797" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394797">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394798"></a> <div id="qt0394798" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: I don't *know*, Margo!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394798">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394799"></a> <div id="qt0394799" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394799">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394800"></a> <div id="qt0394800" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394800">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394801"></a> <div id="qt0394801" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394801">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394802"></a> <div id="qt0394802" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: Oh dear, did I break wind? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394802">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394803"></a> <div id="qt0394803" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394803">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394804"></a> <div id="qt0394804" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: [<i class="fine">turns to Lewis</i>] What, dear? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002663/">Nora Griswold</a></b>: Grace! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: They want you to say Grace. <br />[<i class="fine">Bethany shakes her head in confusion</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: The BLESSING! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: [<i class="fine">they all pose for prayer</i>] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands/ One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Amen.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394804">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394805"></a> <div id="qt0394805" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Welcome to our home - what's left of it.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394805">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394806"></a> <div id="qt0394806" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">after reaching the Griswolds' house</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: Is this the airport, Clark?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394806">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394807"></a> <div id="qt0394807" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: Is Rusty still in the navy?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394807">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394808"></a> <div id="qt0394808" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703362/">Aunt Bethany</a></b>: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394808">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394809"></a> <div id="qt0394809" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">after Clark fails at lighting all the exterior Christmas lights at the "lighting ceremony" in front of the entire family</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005368/">Frances</a></b>: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: He worked really hard, Grandma. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: So do washing machines.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394809">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394810"></a> <div id="qt0394810" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: [<i class="fine">a squirrel is loose in the house</i>] Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0283565/">Cousin Catherine Johnson</a></b>: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394810">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394811"></a> <div id="qt0394811" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: I can't just attack someone. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: Alright then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shit, then I am.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394811">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394812"></a> <div id="qt0394812" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0382676/">Uncle Lewis</a></b>: Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogey. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394812">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394813"></a> <div id="qt0394813" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: [<i class="fine">after a pause</i>] You serious, Clark?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394813">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394814"></a> <div id="qt0394814" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. VoilĂ . <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Are you okay?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394814">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394815"></a> <div id="qt0394815" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: [<i class="fine">the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw</i>] Fixed the newel post.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394815">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394816"></a> <div id="qt0394816" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Russ, go get the hammer. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Clark, what do you need a hammer for? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I'm gonna catch it in the coat... And smack it with the hammer.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394816">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394817"></a> <div id="qt0394817" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301959/">Rusty Griswold</a></b>: Sure, Dad. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Hmm... Maybe we ought to just go up there and check... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301959/">Rusty Griswold</a></b>: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394817">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394818"></a> <div id="qt0394818" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236519/">Mr. Frank Shirley</a></b>: [<i class="fine">picks up the phone receiver</i>] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394818">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394819"></a> <div id="qt0394819" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0778739/">Mary</a></b>: You have your coat on. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394819">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394820"></a> <div id="qt0394820" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Our holidays were always such a mess. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0709907/">Clark Sr.</a></b>: Oh, yeah. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: How'd you get through it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0709907/">Clark Sr.</a></b>: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394820">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394821"></a> <div id="qt0394821" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0490477/">Ruby Sue</a></b>: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394821">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394822"></a> <div id="qt0394822" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0709907/">Clark Sr.</a></b>: SQUIRREL!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394822">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394823"></a> <div id="qt0394823" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home... before things get worse. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394823">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394824"></a> <div id="qt0394824" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394824">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394825"></a> <div id="qt0394825" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: When have I ever done that? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays, vacations, graduations...<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394825">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394826"></a> <div id="qt0394826" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394826">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394827"></a> <div id="qt0394827" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394827">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394828"></a> <div id="qt0394828" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394828">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394829"></a> <div id="qt0394829" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: [<i class="fine">walks in with a bound and gagged Mr. Shirley tied with a big red ribbon</i>] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark. <br />[<i class="fine">to Mr. Shirley</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: You about ready to do some kissing?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394829">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394830"></a> <div id="qt0394830" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: My cousin in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: I appreciate that, Clark. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: ...Is innocent.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394830">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394831"></a> <div id="qt0394831" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236519/">Mr. Frank Shirley</a></b>: Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634101/">Mrs. Helen Shirley</a></b>: You *didn't*! Well, of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0284273/">SWAT Commander</a></b>: That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you into a... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236519/">Mr. Frank Shirley</a></b>: I changed my mind. I'm reinstating all the bonuses.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394831">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394832"></a> <div id="qt0394832" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I think you've made a terrible mistake. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0284273/">SWAT Commander</a></b>: I told you to freeze, mister. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: May we blink?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394832">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394833"></a> <div id="qt0394833" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: I hope he falls and breaks his neck. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: Oh, I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394833">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394834"></a> <div id="qt0394834" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394834">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394835"></a> <div id="qt0394835" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000496/">Audrey</a></b>: [<i class="fine">Commenting on sleeping with her brother</i>] I have nightmares about what he does when I'm NOT lying next to him.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394835">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394836"></a> <div id="qt0394836" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Later dudes! Let 'er rip, hang ten!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394836">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394837"></a> <div id="qt0394837" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: It was an ugly tree anyway.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394837">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394838"></a> <div id="qt0394838" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301959/">Rusty Griswold</a></b>: Dad, this tree won't fit in our back yard. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394838">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394839"></a> <div id="qt0394839" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: So, when did you get the tenament on wheels? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway. <br />[<i class="fine">Raises class to his mouth</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month. <br />[<i class="fine">Clark nearly chokes on his drink</i>] <br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394839">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394840"></a> <div id="qt0394840" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: The little lights... they aren't twinkling. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I know, Art. Thanks for noticing.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394840">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394841"></a> <div id="qt0394841" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Clark! I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394841">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0394842"></a> <div id="qt0394842" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Whew, it's warm in here. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0778739/">Mary</a></b>: Well you have your coat on. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Ah yes I do, why is that? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0778739/">Mary</a></b>: Because it's cold out. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0394842">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0500780"></a> <div id="qt0500780" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: [<i class="fine">a messenger delivers Clark's envelope with his "bonus", the family looks questioningly</i>] What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0500780">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0500782"></a> <div id="qt0500782" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: [<i class="fine">realizes his bonus is a jelly-club membership</i>] If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GOD DAMN IT! <br />[<i class="fine">kicks widly at the presents under the tree</i>] <br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0500782">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0502216"></a> <div id="qt0502216" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: [<i class="fine">Clark is about to cut the rope holding the branches of his huge Christmas tree</i>] I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree. <br />[<i class="fine">He cuts the rope, and the branches fly out, breaking windows and surrounding Clark</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: Lotta sap in here! Mmmm... Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0502216">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0546843"></a> <div id="qt0546843" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0546843">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0560663"></a> <div id="qt0560663" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: [<i class="fine">holding Aunt Bethany's present</i>] This one here, is leaking. <br />[<i class="fine">Ellend sticks her finger in it seeing that it's Jello, while Eddie licks it off her finger</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: It's lime.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0560663">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0560664"></a> <div id="qt0560664" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: I can't believe you're standing here in my living room, Eddie. Never thought the day would come. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Yeah I'm excited about it too.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0560664">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0956818"></a> <div id="qt0956818" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550855/">Art</a></b>: [<i class="fine">to Rocky</i>] You got a kiss for me? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0956818">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0993500"></a> <div id="qt0993500" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: [<i class="fine">trying to fix a busted stereo</i>] Obviously something had to break the window, something had to break the stereo. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: And why is the carpet all wet Todd? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346415/">Todd</a></b>: I don't know Margo!<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0993500">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0993501"></a> <div id="qt0993501" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: [<i class="fine">a knock on the door</i>] Go away Todd. <br />[<i class="fine">another knock</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000506/">Margo</a></b>: If you want to come in you'll have to break down the goddamn door! <br />[<i class="fine">Several SWAT officers bust down the door</i>] <br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt0993501">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1023980"></a> <div id="qt1023980" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1023980">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1033294"></a> <div id="qt1033294" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1033294">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1035177"></a> <div id="qt1035177" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: [<i class="fine">Finally revealing his Christmas Bonus</i>] It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: [<i class="fine">Overwhelmed, almost choking on his eggnog</i>] Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1035177">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1051423"></a> <div id="qt1051423" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634101/">Mrs. Helen Shirley</a></b>: Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1051423">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1057645"></a> <div id="qt1057645" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: What about the kids? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: His kids can fend for themselves.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1057645">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1058124"></a> <div id="qt1058124" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001642/">Eddie</a></b>: Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: No, we missed out on that one.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1058124">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1059022"></a> <div id="qt1059022" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/">Clark</a></b>: We're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny fucking Kaye.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes?qt1059022">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt1370740"></a> <div id="qt1370740" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0236519/">Mr. Frank Shirley</a></b>: I have never been treated like this in my life. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000350/">Ellen</a></b>: I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping. </div></div>djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-31284343413431460692010-11-07T18:03:00.001-06:002010-11-07T18:04:42.624-06:00AIRPLANE!<div id="qt0484119" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a></b>: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924424/">Second Jive Dude</a></b>: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a></b>: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924424/">Second Jive Dude</a></b>: Uh-huh. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a></b>: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924424/">Second Jive Dude</a></b>: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a></b>: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924424/">Second Jive Dude</a></b>: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316709/">First Jive Dude</a></b>: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484119">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484120"></a> <div id="qt0484120" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/">Elaine Dickinson</a></b>: When will you be back? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: I can't tell you that. It's classified.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484120">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484121"></a> <div id="qt0484121" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0331042/">Striped controller</a></b>: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835992/">Johnny</a></b>: [<i class="fine">jumps to an overweight controller</i>] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484121">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484122"></a> <div id="qt0484122" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/">Rumack</a></b>: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/">Elaine Dickinson</a></b>: A hospital? What is it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/">Rumack</a></b>: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484122">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484123"></a> <div id="qt0484123" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484123">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484124"></a> <div id="qt0484124" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/">Elaine Dickinson</a></b>: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484124">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484125"></a> <div id="qt0484125" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0581062/">Lieutenant Hurwitz</a></b>: [<i class="fine">singing</i>] You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roses... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: War is hell.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484125">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484126"></a> <div id="qt0484126" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/">Rumack</a></b>: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/">Elaine Dickinson</a></b>: No.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484126">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484127"></a> <div id="qt0484127" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">Thinking to himself</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: I've got to concentrate... <br />[<i class="fine">his thoughts echo</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484127">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484128"></a> <div id="qt0484128" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641599/">Reporter</a></b>: What kind of plane is it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835992/">Johnny</a></b>: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484128">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484129"></a> <div id="qt0484129" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0821041/">Rex Kramer</a></b>: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484129">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484130"></a> <div id="qt0484130" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/">Steve McCroskey</a></b>: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484130">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484131"></a> <div id="qt0484131" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/">Steve McCroskey</a></b>: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484131">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484132"></a> <div id="qt0484132" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/">Steve McCroskey</a></b>: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484132">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484133"></a> <div id="qt0484133" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/">Steve McCroskey</a></b>: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484133">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484134"></a> <div id="qt0484134" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> [<i class="fine">as the plane prepares to take off</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/">Hanging Lady</a></b>: Nervous? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: Yes. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0625148/">Hanging Lady</a></b>: First time? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: No, I've been nervous lots of times.<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484134">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484135"></a> <div id="qt0484135" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Roger! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: Huh? <br /> <b>Tower voice</b>: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Roger! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: Huh? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0039149/">Victor Basta</a></b>: Request vector, over. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: What? <br /> <b>Tower voice</b>: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: We have clearance, Clarence. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? <br /> <b>Tower voice</b>: Tower's radio clearance, over! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. <br /> <b>Tower voice</b>: Over. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Roger. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: Huh? <br /> <b>Tower voice</b>: Roger, over! <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000717/">Roger Murdock</a></b>: What? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/">Captain Oveur</a></b>: Huh? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0039149/">Victor Basta</a></b>: Who?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484135">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484136"></a> <div id="qt0484136" class="soda"><div class="sodatext"> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/">Elaine Dickinson</a></b>: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?<br /> <p class="linksoda"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes?qt0484136">Share this quote</a></p> </div> </div> <hr width="30%"> <a name="qt0484137"></a> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/">Rumack</a></b>: Can you fly this plane, and land it? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/">Ted Striker</a></b>: Surely you can't be serious. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/">Rumack</a></b>: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-5808889024401113632010-11-01T22:03:00.004-05:002010-11-01T22:28:45.908-05:00Lazy, but I got a 'NEW' RIDEI should post something!<br /><br />Jeez, I haven't October posted AT ALL! I attribute this to malaise, sluggishness, and just general all-around sloth and laziness. I have stuff to write about, just don't wanna. Hey, it's MY blog. And since I only have two readers (one being myself), guess it just don't matter much neither.<br /><br />I bought a new ride. Whilst I was in Parkville, MO a couple of months ago, I ran across a very nice '70s vintage Schwinn Collegiate, 5 speed stem mounted shifter...a swift and speedy fella. Included was a nice bottle generator, chrome headlight and taillight. And they all work quite nicely, at least as well as one would hope a nearly 40 year old bottle generator, headlight and taillight would work.<br /><br />It's brown, not too exciting for color. My first real bike, 70's Schwinn (surprise) was Campus Green, and had a Sturmey-Archer 3 speed. This one was close enough to my size to be rideable, at least casually. So I got it home, tweaked on it a bit and took it out for a spin of course. And proceeded to break the handlebar stem in half! Lucky for me at the time I was going uphill, moving very slowly. I pushed the bike home.<br /><br />Did you know it's a bit difficult to find a vintage Schwinn stem replacement? I wanted to use a Nitto stem, standard diameter 22.2 mm. Unbeknownst to me, Vintage Schwinns used a 21.1 mm diameter stem. Since it was either go used, NOS, or find someone who manufactured a modern replacement...I went with modern replacement. Harris Cyclery to the rescue!<br /><br />I've puttered around on it a few times since the repair. Just like I remember. -D<br /><br />P.S. Pics will be posted. When I feel like it.<br />P.S.S. Daaaammnn...almost forgot. Here's a link for RAGBRAI 2010 Pics! So some pics will be posted after all!<br /><br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/35636425@N04/sets/72157624769235017/djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-14492990996466281552010-09-09T19:25:00.002-05:002010-09-09T19:49:10.367-05:00Travelin' Man (and Wife)We are off again! First Vegas, now Washington D.C.<br /><br />Since we both had a few days of vacation to burn, we decided to visit our nations' capital. Is that the correct use of the apostrophe? Although the wife has been there, I've never been. We are staying close to the capitol as possible (without breaking the bank), basically just a hop, skip, and jump away from the White House.<br /><br />Pretty excited about seeing all the major monuments, and I'm definitely planning on visiting the Smithsonian Air & Space museum. Lodging and flights have already been arranged, and Jenny and I are definitely looking forward to the trip.<br /><br />Cycling update: this Labor Day weekend I did a half-century on Saturday. Again, I ran into the Panama Young Mothers ride from Neola to Panama. I was amazed by the number of people participating, and it was nice to see some other riders on one of my regular routes...usually I don't see another soul on a bike. One issue, something that bothered me and hopefully folks will be more careful in the future. Besides seeing riders without helmets, I also saw support vehicles driving alongside riders. This could be disastrous in several ways...a rider could lose control and easily go underneath a moving support vehicle. Also, the support vehicle is driving on the<span style="font-style: italic;"> wrong side of the road. </span>There wasn't a great deal of traffic but what happens when you are meeting a support vehicle in your lane? The support vehicle can't move into the opposite lane, there are cyclists there. The only option is the shoulder. I should know, I was riding in the opposite lane towards one of these support vehicles on the way home. Who moves? Either the support vehicle takes the shoulder or I do. And what happens if we both move at the same time?<br /><br />I was headed towards a white pickup, and held my position because I had the right-of-way (I was going the right direction in the proper lane), and the truck eventually took the shoulder. As we passed, I heard a shouted "Look out for cars!" I shrugged and continued on my way.<br /><br />Amazingly, I soon met a larger school bus/van heading in the same direction, in the wrong lane, heading for me. I was weary of playing chicken with 4 ton vehicles, so I took the shoulder and as we passed was unceremoniously honked at. I wasn't sure if that was a friendly thanks for yielding honk, or a 'get the hell out of the way' honk. In any case, I was still in the proper lane.<br /><br />Next Labor Day weekend, I'll ride on Sunday :>) -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-34742338831019669292010-08-25T19:50:00.004-05:002010-08-25T20:16:10.350-05:00Viva Las Vegas!Headed to Vegas Friday morning! Occasion? Daughter's wedding!<br /><br />Her future father-in-law is a minister working in Las Vegas. How convenient is that? Bonus, Las Vegas bling and fun! We were married there in 1994 and we haven't been back since...I'm certain things have changed a little :>)<br /><br />We aren't much for gambling. Might drop a coin or two in the slots but that's about it. The kids are getting married at the Stratosphere, on the balcony, about 100 stories up. I'm okay with heights, as long as I don't have to look over the edge. And I'm not doing the bungee jump!<br /><br />Formal dress. Pants are required, and I may have to wear one of my Hawaiian shirts. I think I have a nice pair of flip-flops somewhere, that aren't cracked, torn, sandy, mud-caked, or paint spattered.<br /><br />Bike riding update...not much lately. Short story long, I had a great time on RAGBRAI! Slept in a tent for 6 nights, then I went to sleep in my own bed. Woke up the next morning, my hand an fingers were numb. I figured I slept on it funny and this would go away. Much to my chagrin, it stuck around. I consulted my sister the nurse, who thought it was probably a pinched nerve (and I was hoping it was NOT carpal tunnel!). Eschewing 'conventional Western' medicine (MD's, surgery, pill pushing and such), I went to a licensed massage therapist for a therapeutic massage hoping it would loosen things up a bit. As she was working on me, she mentioned the fact that out of all the massage clients she'd seen that day, I was the one who most needed a chiropractic adjustment. Of course, she made a recommendation and I figured why not? I'll try it, if it doesn't work no harm, no foul, make a doctor's appointment.<br /><br />As of this posting, I've probably had about a half-dozen chiropractic 'adjustments'. I can say the first time he adjusted I had this great sense of relief and relaxation throughout my entire body. And, the numbness has subsided greatly to the point of feeling almost normal (no numb feeling in my left hand or arm) this morning. Although I'm not really sure whether this is actually due to the adjustments or staying off the bike awhile...I've ridden only once or twice since RAGBRAI. I'm going to take it easy for the next week or so and then back on the bike commuting. By that time, the hot summer afternoons should be subsiding and I'll be riding in nice crisp fall weather!<br /><br />-D<br /><br />P.S. However, our Corporate Cup run is coming up in late September, so I have started running. Hopefully, the running exercise makes up for the temporary bicycle hiatus. See ya later!djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-81124692224827940882010-08-15T19:06:00.002-05:002010-08-15T19:19:38.837-05:00We tried!I just saw a comment on my earlier 'Vote 4 Go Kup' post. Seems Gravelo added a tagline to his 'Go Kup' idea and got hosed out of the prize money. I agree with Gravelo...shop Casey's!<br /><br />What about the 3 or 4 others that entered the 'Go Kup' idea? How does Kum and Go decide who gets the cash?<br /><br />Here's my thought...the Kum and Go corporation declares the contest 'null and void', keeps the cash and uses the slogan anyway. Pretty shrewd, but extremely unfair. Maybe I'm wrong, they might throw the names in a hat and do a drawing. However, that shouldn't disqualify someone just because they put a tagline on their idea. Give a guy a break, fer chrissake!<br /><br />I've been pretty lazy regarding my blog lately. Lots of stuff going on right now and my blog isn't the highest priority. Since I was sitting here watching Star Wars Return of the Jedi on Spike TV (probably the hundredth time I've seen it) , I figured this would be a great time for a post.<br /><br />Still don't have RAGBRAI pics downloaded to Flickr. We will get to this eventually, though. -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-55706177256136029382010-08-06T21:50:00.002-05:002010-08-06T21:56:06.478-05:00Long Time No BlogGot back from RAGBRAI last Saturday, rode the entire 7 days!<br /><br />It was quite an adventure, we tented...the wife did the entire 7 with me driving our sag wagon! What a woman she is! I do have pictures, which I'll eventually post along with more verbiage.<br /><br />I haven't been on the bike since then, but plan on riding the Bleriot tomorrow morning, during the cool of the day. Looks like it's going to heat up next week.djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-32386214053981642842010-07-04T12:43:00.002-05:002010-07-04T12:50:28.990-05:00VOTE 4 GRAVELO! Visit your local Kum and GoI just found out my blogging buddy Gravelo might have an opportunity to win $10,000!<br /><br />The details are on his blog post:<br /><br />http://gravelo.blogspot.com/2010/07/help-brother-out.html<br /><br />Basically, if you have a Kum and Go in your town go buy something, grab a receipt, then go to www.nameyourcup.com. Enter your receipt code and vote for "Go Kup".<br /><br />I'll be looking forward to the big payoff, along with my cut :>))<br /><br />GOOD LUCK!djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-69101741661591629902010-06-25T21:31:00.003-05:002010-06-25T22:33:28.723-05:00Keepin' it fresh, unintentionally OR My Adventure!We've had quite a bit of rain lately.<br /><br />So much so, the Missouri river has been pushing outside its banks, especially on the Iowa side. Needless to say, this had an effect on my regular, tried, and true commuting route.<br /><br />It was a beautiful day yesterday, one of the first nice days after a string of thunderstorms and rain. Low wind, blue skies, sun shining. The bike glided almost effortlessly along the trail. There were a few puddles and some standing water, but nothing the super Soma Double Cross couldn't handle. My go to commuter, takes punishing miles and comes back for more. I made the loop around Lake Manawa, no sweat.<br /><br />When I reached Riverfront Park, it was a different story. As I descended down into the park, I rounded the first curve...and slammed on the brakes. The trail disappeared into a great swamp, definitely not some little puddle or simple standing water. No way would I be able to splash through this mess! <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span>What to do? <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span>Here I was, only 3 miles or so from work and I was stopped cold. The first thing crossing my mind was riding all the way back to my truck, load it up and drive into work. Crap. My next thought considered any possible alternate route. Of course I had no contingency, no alternate routes mapped out or any other kind of alternate plan in mind. <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> Jeez.<br /><br /></span></span><span><span><span>So, I did the only thing that made sense at the time...at least to me. First, I accepted the fact that I was probably going to be late to work. Now, it was time for an adventure! The only route that I could think of to get me across the river would the South Omaha Bridge road. I turned around hoping a route would magically materialize. <br /><br />I backtracked to South Omaha Bridge road and started heading west. There is a trail adjacent to the road so I didn't have to ride in traffic. I was wondering what would happen when I arrived at the bridge. I knew they were renovating, so I was hoping there would be a way to cross without having to ride in rush hour. <br /><br />I shouldn't have worried. The recently and very nicely renovated bridge (I stopped and took pictures btw, subject of a later post) had an excellent pedestrian path. Made it across, no problems. <br /><br />Next issue...where do I go from here? I was on 13th street in Omaha, south of the Zoo and Rosenblatt stadium. 13th Street was not an option, too much high speed traffic and the College World Series was in town. The bike path terminated once I hit the street. But, I noticed a path on the river levee below the bridge. Now I had to figure how to get under the bridge and onto the levee path, running North towards my intended destination. I found a cross street (and pedestrian path!) running down under the bridge to river level. Great! I was able to find the entrance to the river levee path. I hit the path and started cranking, making great progress...until...<br /><br />The levee path abruptly ended after about 2 miles. I ran into a gate across the path, and the path behind the gate was no longer paved. This was a dead end. Fortunately if there's a will, there's a way. At the gated point, another path lead down hill to the Burlington Northern railway, which runs parallel to the levee. I could only think "This is where they hide the bodies." but I soldiered on :>)<br /><br />There was a gravelled right-of-way along the tracks, the only way to go, so I took it. After a couple of hundred yards there was a railroad crossing that led to a gravel 'street'. 3rd and Hickory. A light at the end of the tunnel! There was no place to go but up, and the street numbers were increasing. <br /><br />I knew where I was, and once I got to 10th street it was North to Dodge and west to 16th and work. I rode through 'Little Italy' on the way, a nice diversion. Past the Durham museum and into downtown, lickety split. Without the backtracking, it's only two miles more than my regular route! -D<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span>djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-39758760433559068312010-06-16T21:44:00.002-05:002010-06-16T21:52:18.067-05:00Keepin' it freshGoogle blogger has come out with a new template feature so I decided to try it. How does it look?<br /><br />It's good to change things up to keep things fresh. I haven't tried all the new templates but the bookshelf background caught my eye.<br /><br />I've added a new link to my blog list...John Gough's spoke calculator. I've used this application to build wheels, and I can say it hasn't yet miscalculated a spoke length. Thinking about building a new rear wheel for the Double Cross, so I put this here just to make it convenient for me. It might prove to be convenient for someone else should they decide to build their own wheels.<br /><br />I'm pushing hard to get in 4 days of commuting this week to get the miles up. Need to get the miles in for RAGBRAI. The MS15o Omaha to Lincoln (and back) ride is also coming up mid-July, and is a good yardstick for determining RAGBRAI fitness. Other things I need to do: buy the wife a new sleeping bag and camping bag, get the truck serviced, pull out the RAGBRAI camping list, etc, etc. It'll be here before you know it! -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-88132393532933110902010-06-13T11:04:00.003-05:002010-06-13T11:33:23.640-05:00Wear and tearIt's been rainy. I rode one commuting ride last week, and my little tater has been here to visit for our family reunion this weekend. Not much bike riding occurring, which I hope to remedy next week.<br /><br />RAGBRAI is fast approaching, and I need to think about preparing. Besides getting some cycling miles in, the camping equipment needs to be checked and we need to buy my wife a sleeping bag and a camping pad. She is driving our truck, and we are going to rent a U-Haul trailer to haul gear for the remainder of our group. <br /><br />The Double Cross has been doing a great job on commuting duty. I didn't realize exactly how many miles I've been putting on this bike until I noticed I just wasn't getting the rear wheel braking power I used to. I pulled the rear wheel off and removed the rear brake pads...they were worn down to nearly nothing. The wheel rims also have a wear indicator stamping on the braking surface, and that's now rear wheel history as well. I also noticed the rear wheel is getting a bit out of true as well, and I'm not surprised given the amount of weight and wear put on the rear end of my bike. Of course, my rear tire is nearly shot as well!<br /><br />The wheels and drivetrain came off my old Giant road sport bike. That bike had at least 4000 miles on it before I made the swap, so all those parts might now have over 10,000 miles on them. The big chain ring is shark-toothing and the cassette is getting worn down as well. This makes me think it's time for a new wheel build, cassette and chain and chain ring swap out. <br /><br />I like bike projects! -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-89016948247764155382010-06-04T21:50:00.008-05:002010-06-04T23:24:19.580-05:00WHAT THE F...?!?!? or get out of the freaking tornado doofus!I hate it when that happens.<br /><br />I was in the middle of my great story when I accidentally and completely deleted my post. Dammit.<br /><br />So I'll start over again. My wife says it will even be better this time...but it's still a pain in the ass. My 'new' post starts now.<br /><br />I wasn't really surprised, but I should have known better. Gravelo was smart enough to call his wife to come and pick him up.<br /><br />I'm a doofus cycling dog. Let me explain. Most dogs will chase anything right? When another cyclist passes me, I instinctively speed up and try to stay on his wheel. Even if it's an ultra-light crabon roadie racer wearing a jersey proclaiming "Ultra Marathon, Triathlon and Cycling Racing Training Inc." or "53 x 11 or Bust", I'll try to chase it. Definitely if it's a recumbent rider. When I'm in the lead, if a cyclist tries to close the gap behind me, yeah, I'll crank harder. If his goal is to catch and pass me, then he'll have to work a bit harder at it.<br /><br />So when I see storm clouds over my shoulder coming up fast what do you think I'll do? Will I stop and seek shelter? Ask for a ride? Call the wife to come and pick me up? Of course not! I CAN BEAT THIS.<br /><br />I commuted to work Tuesday. According to the weather reports, it was going to be a rainy day. However, it was a beautiful morning and when I got to the parking garage there were at least four other bikes in the rack. As the day progressed, I was fairly busy and although I tried to keep an eye on the weather work drama kept me occupied and I stayed longer than I would have liked.<br /><br />I should have clued in when got to the bike racks and all the bikes were gone. The afternoon was bit gray but as I moved Southeast the sky was clear. But...as I looked over my shoulder I saw some very dark clouds moving in from the Northwest. They looked a long way off and I knew I could make it back to the trail head and my truck before they rolled in.<br /><br />As I moved past Metro Crossing and rode through the adjacent trailer park, I saw a large group of people standing near the entrances to their newly constructed storm shelter. The dim bulb began to light and maybe I should stop and take shelter here. But noooo....I CAN BEAT THIS.<br /><br />I turned South on the Lake Manawa bridge and headed toward the levee bridge. The wind direction changed 180 degrees from South to North, and at that point I knew I was screwed. I took advantage of the tailwind and pushed my bike past 20 mph. The low-hanging black and green ominous clouds encircled me like a pair of arms. Then all hell broke loose. I began screaming out loud "I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!!"<br /><br />With the wind on full boil and huge raindrops pelting me, I managed to make it across the bridge without blowing away. I threw the bike down the slope and dived under the bridge, cowering as the horizontal rain hammered me, stinging my skin. The bridge shook as the wind gusted, and I was wondering if the bridge would disappear or simply just collapse on top of me. Adding injury to insult some hail fell. Great. At least the bridge was overhead (for the time being), keeping the worst of it off me. After about 15 minutes of this mayhem and soaked to the bone, the wind subsided enough so I could get back on my bike and get on my way. Mind you, it was still pouring and gusting a fair amount.<br /><br />There is a railroad spur that runs east-west toward the end of my commute. The trail runs underneath the track at one point, encircled with a stout concrete tunnel. I managed to make it there choking on the gallons of rain I swallowed, and tried to call my wife. I felt like a drowned rat. Of course, I was in a tunnel, so cell phone reception was almost zero. I found a spot near the end of the tunnel out of the rain where I could get enough signal to make a call. The wife was understandably concerned, but I let her know I was alive and would be continuing on once the weather subsided a bit more. I noticed I had multiple weather alerts !!! on my smart phone.<br /><br />I got home and got the requisite concern, scorn, then ridicule from my wife. I don't blame her. We watched the weather alerts on TV, hail, high winds (over 70 m.p.h) and tornado warnings.<br /><br />Lesson: You can't beat Mother Nature. And don't be a dumb ass on your bike. -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-38490031912798847102010-05-17T21:53:00.003-05:002010-05-17T22:12:12.682-05:00Bike Omaha Commuter ChallengeThis week, the Bike Omaha Commuter Challenge begins. The goal is to ride as many commuter miles as possible between May 14 and Aug 20. No cheating!<br /><br />A fitting week to start, since the weather will be great this week. I commuted today, and the ride home was great...virtually no wind, low 70's. Haven't yet seen weather this nice for the year.<br /><br />Last year, I racked up around 800 miles.. enough for second place in our company. However, our total company miles fell way short, and I believe we were ranked toward the bottom in our division. Jeez, I can't do it ALL myself :>)<br /><br />Heck, it's all just numbers anyway. I think I'm just going to log miles and enjoy riding!<br />-D<br /><br />P.S. Get out there!djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-72491195893676021982010-05-09T19:28:00.003-05:002010-05-09T19:51:43.477-05:00The Crud is craptastic!What is this stuff?<br /><br />I was feeling pretty draggy and congested a couple of weeks ago, so I went to the doctor. Doctor 1 says, "You have an infection" and prescribed antibiotics. After a weeks worth of antibiotic treatment, I felt marginally better. So I figured this stuff had run it's course.<br /><br />Thursday night, after my commute ride home I decided to do the infamous Taco Ride. Wife is out of town, why not. Plus, I hadn't been on the Wabash all year. Bought my season pass and hit the trail on my good ol' trusty Quickie Blue Fixie.<br /><br />I bombed it, man. No one would pass me. I hammered all the way, chugged a smoothie drink, and hammered back. Felt pretty good.<br /><br />Friday morning. I get up hacking and coughing...what the hell? So I call the doctor's office and get a 9 a.m. appointment. Doctor #2 says "Allergies, go take some Claritin". OK then. I stop by the Walgreens, pick up the Claritin and go to work. We had a team outing that day so we went to an afternoon ball game at Rosenblatt Stadium. Had a couple of beers, enjoyed the Creighton - Wichita State game (Creighton got blasted 8 - 0).<br /><br />Saturday morning: the MS Spring Ride. Started from Iowa Western CC, through Underwood, Minden, Bentley, back to Underwood and IWCC. Yeah, I did the half-century. The idea though, I was going to get up early, ride to the event, then ride back home to Minden. Done by noon.<br /><br />However, I got up at 6:30 a.m. and no energy...plus it was thirty freaking five degrees out. Almost the middle of May and we're wearing winter gear? Nope, I decided I'd drive there later and went back to sleep. <br /><br />Got up about 8:30 and dragged my ass out of bed...just didn't feel all that motivated and a little run down. I figured it was just a bit of weekend pokiness and willed myself into my bike clothes, loaded up the Bleriot, and made it to the 10 a.m. start with no time to spare.<br /><br />The bike felt like it weighed like a ton...well, it does weigh a ton. I added a kick stand and taillight Friday night. Okay, I'll make it to Minden, rest a bit, change bikes and finish the ride. Which I did, courtesy of my Rambouillet (pretty cool to be able to change mid-ride). But man, I was having a hard time pulling the hills outside of Minden and headed towards Bentley. I felt spent but hammered away anyway and managed to make the finish line. Felt like the hardest half-century I'd ever done.<br /><br />That night, my eyes were burning and I felt a bit flushed. Took my temperature...101.6 :>( Damn, no wonder I was pooped. So I've spent the remainder of my weekend recovering, hoping I can get rid of this crud soon. The wife has banned me from the bike for the duration until I get back up to speed, hopefully soon -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-61207403388182764272010-05-02T21:14:00.002-05:002010-05-02T21:31:58.356-05:00MB Time!Got back from a trip to KC today, saw my little tater.<br /><br />After my lawn mowing chore, there was still plenty of light left...plus mid 60's and beautiful outside. Of course, being late afternoon it was a bit late for an epic road bike adventure.<br /><br />Time to get the mountain bikes out!<br /><br />It's been a long time since I bombed the backyard with the mountain bikes. It just kind of hit me. I parked the lawn mower and happened to glance at my old Diamondback. It looked pretty forlorn and neglected sitting leaning against the garage wall, so I grabbed the tire pump and gave the tires a quick inflate. I thought maybe I'd just run up and down the street once or twice. I bombed the backyard a few times, then I headed back and grabbed my 29'er. I buzzed the town awhile, hit a few back alleys, the ball field, the community hall parking lot, the park, the basketball court, my niece's steep driveway (left a long black skidmark on the way out...gotta love those disc brakes), jumped a few curbs, hit the town triangle (Minden isn't big enough for a square), zipped down the big town hill, basically just pedaled my ass off.<br /><br />Felt good :>) -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-15041243297949657212010-04-24T20:18:00.004-05:002010-04-24T20:42:03.577-05:00She's so heavyI like ordering bike parts!<br /><br />I picked up a few more parts for the Bleriot. I wasn't quite finished yet.<br /><br />I'm still leaving the bars bare...I like the 'clean', polished look. However, I did pick up a few pieces from VO. I really didn't want to keep leaning the bike against something when I parked so I picked up a Pletscher double-legged stand. I'm also adding a Spanninga fender tail light and picked up a new headlight bracket. This bike's plenty porky, and I keep adding stuff to it. Still a small percentage of total weight when including the fat-assed rider :>)<br /><br />Yeah, I need to ride more. I'm still getting over this crud I picked up last week and haven't done any riding this week...well, except for a quick trip to the barber shop here in town. The barber was closed, but I did get to run the QBF for a bit. Pulled the Nokians off (about time!) and put the Pasela Tour Guards back on. I went about eight blocks and when I got back I was sweating my butt off. I think it's a combo of the crud, winter chub, and lack of muscle tone which makes me more determined to get on the bike and ride until my legs fall off. Rode the MNUB last weekend (Minden, Neola, Underwood, Bentley) on the QB, the 9 hills between Bentley and Minden on a fixie definitely give you a good workout. I'd like to be doing that one at least twice a week, or a half-century in its place.<br /><br />Ride plans: Maybe get the heck outta Dodge. I'd like to get back on the Wabash trail and head all the way down to Coin and back. I've signed up for the Omaha MS ride, and RAGBRAI is in 91 days. Go Go Go!djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-77909883923847900582010-04-21T16:57:00.002-05:002010-04-21T17:13:54.930-05:00Sickness sucksMan, I hate spring colds.<br /><br />I caught a whopper this weekend. I did manage to get my Sunday Quickbeam ride in, and it was a very nice day. But that night, I noticed I had a sore throat. Little did I know, it was just the beginning.<br /><br />Woke up Monday morning with my sinuses stuffed to the rafters, barely able to breathe. I decided it was just a spring cold and I'd shake it off quickly. So I stayed home from work and rested, expecting to be ready to go the next day. Tuesday rolled around and I felt even worse, fever, coughing, vile excretions, the whole bit. I was absolutely certain I'd feel better after a good nights sleep, and be ready for work today.<br /><br />No dice. This time, I called the doctor and got an appointment. Several hours and two prescriptions later, I seem to be feeling a bit better. Maybe I'll make it into work tomorrow...not that I'm that excited about getting back to work but I still have to support my bicycling and eating habit :>) -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-64136976043396848392010-04-17T23:04:00.003-05:002010-04-17T23:24:36.475-05:00A few pics and getting into hot water, thankfully!Told ya I'd finally get around to it. Not much cycling here, but we did enjoy ourselves in Key West. Check 'em out...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35636425@N04/sets/72157623754481189/">Key West Pics</a><br /><br />Had to work today (Saturday). Not all day, but I did take the Double Cross to work. It was cold this morning! I thought I wouldn't need winter gear, but I ended up in full dress this morning (36 degrees!). The afternoon was in the mid sixties and it was a real nice ride home.<br /><br />We finally got the water heater fixed today so there is hot water in the Dau household! I thought I had it fixed Wednesday because the pilot lit, but the wife worked from home Thursday and said she still had no hot water. I replaced the thermocouple AGAIN, which proceeded to not work at all. Crrrrap, time to call in the experts. So I called the plumber, who suggested I call the manufacturer since the water heater was still under warranty. The manufacturer ended up sending us a new gas control valve FedEx next day air, which arrived today. And yes, this was definitely job for the experts. Our plumber even interrupted a job he was working on today so he could install same day. Sure is nice to take hot showers again :>)<br /><br />Tomorrow looks like another great cycling day. Think I'll take the Quickbeam out for a spin. <br /><br />-Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-61661844887384272272010-04-14T22:36:00.004-05:002010-04-14T22:42:37.749-05:00Catching up...Just got back Saturday from a week in Key West, and we had a great time! Pics will eventually be posted on Flickr, just haven't gotten to it yet. I did get out for a half-century on Sunday, and planning to do a commute run tomorrow, if I can get my gear together. I was reminded earlier this week RAGBRAI is 102 days away, so get those miles in. <br /><br />Getting back into the swing of work, slowly. Had to replace a thermocouple gone bad in the water heater so no hot water this morning. Along with other honeydew chores, not much time to post. <br /><br />I'm ready to get back on the bike, and the weekend sounds good for some long rides. Must burn off winter fatness :>) -Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-55477063639894612482010-04-03T22:01:00.002-05:002010-04-03T22:08:36.442-05:00Little PeanutThe kids were up from KC for Easter, and of course I got to see my grandson!<br /><br />He's my little peanut, and I love him! I'm starting to realize that grandkids are fun! Check out some pics:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35636425@N04/sets/72157623762102900/">Ayden Scott McDowell</a>djdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-66686042259620024662010-03-25T21:10:00.002-05:002010-03-25T21:35:32.041-05:00Spotted! Broken Crabon in the Wild!Since the weather has made a turn for the better, I've managed to start a semi-regular bike commuting schedule. Two days this week!<br /><br />As I was pedaling home today, I notice a lime-green clad rider ahead walking his bike. Initially, I thought maybe he had a flat. No problem...I carry patches and a mini pump, along with CO2 cartridges if necessary. If the tube was fixable, we could have him up and running no problem.<br /><br />However, as I drew closer I saw something else was amiss. The seat was bent over backwards at a weird angle. That's not right...an expensive-looking carbon road bike with the seat flopped over like that. As I pulled beside him, I soon saw why. The seat post was neatly snapped off between the seat mount and the tube, the seat twisting in the wind. I looked over at the poor guy and about the only thing I could say was "Ouch!". He looked totally dejected, walking with head down and didn't acknowledge my presence. Physically, he looked fine. After several seconds of silence, I pressed on. I would have tried to help him somehow but it seemed he didn't want any assistance. Unfortunately, I usually don't carry spare seat posts. :>)<br /><br />After seeing gobs of busted seat posts, handlebars, etc., on Busted Carbon.com (and an example at Acme Cycle in KC), I actually saw one on the road. Remember, kids...steel is real and crabon is crap! - Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1290206239668171014.post-65156169293185636812010-03-21T19:47:00.002-05:002010-03-21T19:59:38.821-05:00Finally, the first commute of this year!Not much riding this weekend...we took a little trip to KC to see Ayden!<br /><br />I did finally get one day of commuting in last week, on Tuesday. I believe it's the first day of commuting this year!<br /><br />Yeah, it was cold in the morning. I really expected snow on the trail, but it was nearly all melted and no ice, either. It was windy, but that's no surprise this time of year. I geared up and layered up, 'cause that ol' wind just cuts right through you if you aren't prepared.<br /><br />Of course, the Double Cross got the nod for the trip. Same setup, full fenders, Tubus rear rack with Carradice Nelson Longflap. I strap my my lunch bag on the back with a bungee cord, attach my reflecto-triangle, turn on my tailight and hit the road. It was pretty dark, so I was happy to have my Nite Flux headlight as well. This bike just racks up the miles, when I have the opportunity. And it seems like it's been forever since I've rolled into work geared up from biking.<br /><br />Checked the weather and it seems like we'll be in the lower 50's for the rest of the week. I anticipate two or three days of commutes this week! Gotta get that mileage up in preparation for an <span style="font-weight: bold;">entire week</span> of RAGBRAI - Ddjdau@walnutel.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15634957352560629728noreply@blogger.com0